9 LESSONS AFTER INA RAYMUNDO’S KILI-KILI WENT VIRAL.

Because it was a loooong day at work. I was looking forward to reaching home to chat with my wife, play with our baby and sip a cup of chocolate drink while reading some interesting news on the web.

You wouldn’t believe what I found. Ina Raymundo’s “kili-kili” went trending. Just like the tweet below, I don’t know if I will be happy with it or should feel depressed because of the kind of news that we have.

I always want to learn lessons from what I read so I decided to investigate on what caused this life changing news.

So this…

kili kili comment - dahilan 5 — Ina Raymundo posted a picture of her with armpit exposure and these two netizens gave it an unsolicited rating. Di naman ata sumali sa talent show ang kanyang kili-kili para i-judge ito. hehe.

Since Ina Raymundo obviously still has fans, they all came to her rescue which generated these comments where I lifted 9 life realizations:

1) Hindi nakikita sa kili-kili ang busilak na kalooban.

kilikiling basehan ng pagkatao, kalooban- 4 — Kung hindi sa kili-kili, pwede kayang makita ito sa gilagid?

2. Walang paki-alaman ng kili-kili.

totoong tao kili kili — Mind your own business. Kung hindi mo kili-kili, dapat hindi mo ito pinipintasan. Ang ibig sabihin ng fan na ito, maitim man daw o hindi, no matter what e idol parin niya si Ina. Pang loyalty award din siya.

3. Ang kili-kiling bigay ni Lord.

4. Kung morena ka at maputi ang kili-kili mo, malamang an-an yan.

an an na kili kili — Oo nga naman, medyo ok mag-analyze ito. So ang mga morena, normal lang na maitim ang kili-kili. Otherwise, an-an na yan. Yung isa naman kung maka-advertise ng ariel. Pero oo nga, 7.50 na ang ariel ngayon. That is also worth the news.

5. Aanhin mo ang mapuputing kili-kili kung wala ka namang makain.

walang makain 2 — Kung well travelled si Ina Raymundo, malamang pati ang kanyang kili-kili ay well travelled din. Kaya?

6. Huwag punahin ang kili-kili ng iba, nakamamatay.

buhay pa kaya? kili kili 3 — Masyadong violente mag-isip ito. Patayan agad? Pwede bang pag-usapan muna kung ano ang gagawin sa kili kili na yan?

7. May koneksyon ang kulay ng iyong kili-kili sa iyong pagbubuntis.

pagbubuntis kili kili final — So ibig ba sabihin, kung wala kang pambili ng pregnancy test kit, e tignan mo nalang kung nangingitim ang kili-kili ng asawa mo? Kung nangingitim na ito – POSITIVE!

8. Pwedeng kumita sa maiitim na kili-kili.

pampaputi business — Bilib ako sa taong ito. Very entrepreneurial. Ito ang isa sa mga taong magiging milyonaryo kung ang mundo ay dumilim dahil sa maiitim na kili-kili.

9. Malaki ang posibilidad na binayaran ni PNOY si Ina Raymundo para i-divert ang issue mula sa Mamasapano.

Ayan po, I hope that you learned from the above realizations. If you want to add more, leave a comment.

This article is an offshoot of my stressful day. Have a blast!

3 thoughts on “9 LESSONS AFTER INA RAYMUNDO’S KILI-KILI WENT VIRAL.”

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Venus P. Aquino says:

April 1, 2015 at 10:26 pm

i so love this.. funny but true

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1. attydiwas says:
  
  April 1, 2015 at 10:43 pm
  
  Thanks for reading Venus! Share to friends and make someone happy today. Hehe
  
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Popoy Audiph says:

April 2, 2015 at 10:33 am

Mas me pake ako sa Ariel na 7.50 na lang

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